[ quick links: skip navigation bar | home | site map | plain layout | geisha layout | enlarge text | shrink text | accessibility features ]


geisha

Delicious Morsels

Archive for July, 2004

Japan Gets Set for the Buttocks Generation
Japanese Baby“Japanese parents have been given government permission to name their children ‘Buttocks’ or ‘Prostitute’ if they wish after a bizarre row over expanding the list of officially acceptable names.

Japanese FlagJapan’s system of writing, which has evolved from ancient Chinese script, was simplified after the Second World War when the government abolished thousands of characters. In recent years, however, the authorities in Tokyo have been under pressure to reinstate obscure and archaic characters so that more interesting and original names can be created. Traditional ones such as Hanako, a girl’s name meaning ‘Flower Child’, and Manabu, a boy’s name meaning ‘Studious’, have fallen out of favour. As a result, the justice ministry proposed an additional 578 characters for names, but included dozens that most parents might view as poor taste, such as ‘Piles’, ‘Vagina’ and ‘Slur’.”

Ms. Wakame @ 11:05am
posted in General
No Comments

South Africa honoured with WWF’s highest award
WWF Logo: Known worldwide by its panda logo, World Wildlife Fund (WWF) leads international efforts to protect endangered species and their habitats.The South African government has been honoured with the World Wildife Fund’s highest award, the Gift to the Earth, for its commitment to protecting marine resources.

Cape Peninsula CoastlineMPAs are the marine equivalent of national parks, and South Africa’s allow different categories of use ranging from limited fishing and controlled tourism, to full “sanctuary zones”. Future efforts would have to be directed at conserving substantial components of the continental shelf, extending into South Africa’s economic exclusion zone.

Currently some 75 percent of the world’s commercial fish stocks were either fully or over-exploited and only some 0.5 percent of global oceans enjoyed formal protection.

Ms. Wakame @ 10:50am
posted in General
No Comments

No ring, no groom, but married!

LATEST SCAM:
Bronwyn Gower“South African student Bronwyn Gower got the shock of her life when she turned up at the home affairs office this month to replace her stolen identity card and was told that she was married. She was informed that her chosen one was Fabian Oshi, born May 1, 1978 who appeared to be a Nigerian national.

A total of 3387 complaints have been filed since 2001 by women who have been married to foreign nationals from Nigeria, Egypt, Pakistan, China, India and Brazil who allegedly paid about R5000 (�670) to corrupt home affairs officials for a marriage certificate that will lead to South African citizenship.

The government is launching a campaign beginning next week to encourage South African women to check their marital status at their local home affairs ofice a special desk will be set up to handle the status checks.

wedding ringsBronwyn’s “big day” allegedly took place in Mhala, a village close to the border with Mozambique and Swaziland, on April 14, when South Africa held elections and all government offices were closed. Because the marriage took place on that date, Bronwyn, was able to get a quick annulment.

Other women are not so lucky. Many only learned of their new status when they turned up to register their “real marriage” and were told that they had to divorce their first husband or face charges of bigamy.”

The full story…

Ms. Wakame @ 10:40am
posted in General
7 Comments

Oh this is hilarious!!

Preparing for emergenciesAll 25 million households in the UK will receive a practical advice booklet on how to prepare a major crisis, with the nation-wide distribution next month of a new public information booklet - “Preparing for Emergencies – what you need to know”. The nation has been told: “Don’t panic!”, its just incase.

Here’s the Official Website:
www.preparingforemergencies.gov.uk

Thomas ScottTo coincide with the launch of the website and booklets a student has made the following site:
www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk

• YorkShire: Student joker under fire from Cabinet Office
• The Scotsman: Student Refuses to Take Down Spoof Government Website
• BBC: Spoof website will stay online

(Thanks Albear)

Ms. Wakame @ 2:33pm
posted in General
No Comments

Brighton Bloggers Meetup

Brighton Blogggers logoWell I’m here at the Earth & Stars pub, connected for free courtesy Loose Connection, and chatting to the Brighton bloggers.

So far I’ve chatted to the LOVELY Scarlet and seen her impressive scar (remember to rub vit E into that!), yacked and nattered with Jane & Richard, and also met the soon to be world-famous musicians Andrew and Jonathan. There’s still loads more people to chat to. Will update tomorrow with photos!

Ms. Wakame @ 10:19pm
posted in General
No Comments

Bedsit BomgerThe Bedsit Bomber is another great talent I’m looking forward to meeting tonight (at the Brighton Bloggers meetup).

Andrew creates all varieties of electronic music. Influences are: Aphex Twin, Autechre, The Orb, The Fall, Rephlex artists, and Tangerine Dream.

Warning: His music is dangerously hypnotic!

Ms. Wakame @ 3:28pm
posted in General
No Comments

ScarletdemonBrightonian stand-up comedienne and comedy writer Scarlet has a really funny livejournal site - proven by the fact that her posts often get commented on in the hundreds!

Her latest post is hilarious:
Ten Opinions I Have Formed About America(ns).
Yummy’s U.S. friends will love this!

I hope I’ll get to meet her at the Brighton Bloggers Summer Meetup tonight.

Ms. Wakame @ 3:02pm
posted in General
No Comments

Goldfish in a bowlItalian town bans goldfish in bowls
A town in Italy has banned people from keeping goldfish in bowls.

Giampietro Mosca, one of the council officials, said: “A fish kept in a bowl has a distorted view of reality and suffers because of this. “Also, this type of receptacle generally doesn’t have a filter and doesn’t allow for good oxygenation of the water, unlike in rectangular aquariums.

Chick and eggThe new laws come into effect in one week and also ban the sale of coloured chicks at fairs. The use of small animals as competition prizes will also be forbidden.

Mr Mosca said the laws were designed to educate young people about treating animals properly. “The ruling is intended to transmit a message about the correct treatment of domestic animals. In Monza, where we have no less than 15,000 dogs for 120,000 inhabitants. You have no idea of the hygiene problems caused by animals and people living together and we don’t want to see animals treated like objects any longer.”

Ms. Wakame @ 2:16am
posted in General
No Comments

Cuddle Party
For $30.00 admission, you “explore affectionate touch and communication without it becoming sexualized” with PERFECT STRANGERS dressed in their pajamas guided by a couple of “therapists” (who, by the way, offer “additional private sex therapy services” conveniently on the side). ~ Weird Links

Ms. Wakame @ 2:11am
posted in General
No Comments

The level of personal debt the British public is in has reached a whopping £1 TRILLION today!
Most of the friends we have here in England practically live on their credit cards, and are proud of their play now, pay later motto. Its trendy to be carefree.

GBPIt’s quite weird for us because in South Africa, being in debt is not something you aspire to, or even brag about. I am terrified of being in mounting debt. The worst scenario I can imagine is having a massive mountain of debt to pay off, every day increasing in size with interest as my lifestyle becomes more and more extravagant beyond my income. It seems fun to spend when youre young and beautiful and everyone wants to employ you - it seems like there are decades ahead to pay off the debt. But before you know it you are older. Youll probably earn less than you do now until finally, nobody wants to employ you. This generation isnt even saving properly for retirement. Am I the only one who thinks this is mad?!!

Yup. Enjoy that caviar now, because you’ll be swapping it for soft catfood in your twilight years! Its easier on the gums ;)

I just dont get it! Its not your money to spend. It’s the bank’s money. That gold card doesnt mean youre rich. It most likely means youre stupid! (And a prime target for card skimming - so double stupid!)

BBC: How I shook off the shackles of debt
One debtor told BBC News Online how she kicked the credit habit…

Ms. Wakame @ 1:33am
posted in General
No Comments

I found this interesting article on AnteChamber:

Pyramids of EgyptNo Chosen Race: “The ancient Egyptians left no evidence that the Israelites were ever in Egypt, and the Sinai Peninsula lacks any evidence of the large encampments required for so many people to have made during 40 years of living in the desert.

Star of DavidAuthors Finkelstein and Silberman suggest in their book that it was Josiah, a descending king over a more developed Jerusalem who lived over 300 years after David, who ordered the transcription of the Old Testament stories. Josiah apparently believed, as have many great rulers since, that a national scripture was needed to cement a monotheistic religious orthodoxy. The Old Testament stories have continued to generate a national identity for the new Israel even today.”

“Amy Dockser Marcus, author of The View From Nebo: How Archaeology Is Rewriting the Bible and Reshaping the Middle East, notes that certain things like monumental structures, royal documents, or national scripture like the Old Testament, are almost always ‘a sign of state formation, in which power is centralized in national institutions like an official cult or monarchy.’”

Ms. Wakame @ 12:55am
posted in General
No Comments

MP Caught Watching Porn in Parliament
lapdancer“A Croatian MP was spotted watching a porn movie in parliament when he was supposed to be debating road safety.

He was allegedly seen watching an X-rated film on a laptop he had brought into parliament, local weekly Globus reported. One person in parliament who spotted the MP’s dirty movie said: ‘Within a few seconds he had the attention of all his male colleagues. It was very amusing.’ The MP allegedly spent five minutes watching the porn film before closing his laptop. No action is expected to be taken against him.”

Ms. Wakame @ 1:46pm
posted in General
No Comments

An Idiots Guide to Malaria in Southern Africa
Read the Getaway guide
A constantly updated and detailed map of malaria areas in southern Africa

Nature’s Force details a homeopathic medication made in South Africa for Africans that is very cheap, has no side effects and is used as a prophylactic as well as a cure.

Ms. Wakame @ 1:45am
posted in General
No Comments

Soy and Menopause
hot flushes“There are noticeable differences in menopausal symptoms between East and West. For example, it is estimated that while up to 85% of women in Western cultures have hot flashes and night sweats, less than 10% of Japanese women have hot flashes and less than 4% have night sweats.

One Japanese-born women commented that she had never heard of hot flashes until she came to the United States and wasn’t aware of a Japanese word for this condition. Although there may be several causes for these differences between East and West, researchers have focused on the possible effects of phytoestrogens found in the soyfoods so abundant in the Japanese diet.”

Sitagita.com: Soybean contains a family of chemical compounds similar to the oestrogens produced in the body.

WebMD Health: Does Soy Curb Hot Flashes?
Maybe, but Look for Relief From Food, Not the ‘Active Ingredient,’ Suggests Study

SoybeansOlivia’s Note: Soy products can cause allergies and other intolerance reactions in adults and babies. Always keep in mind that some individuals who are allergic to cow’s milk may well also be allergic to soy protein. Despite this it is added to a surprisingly vast amount of ready meals and other pre-packaged foods. If you have a double intolerance, read every label on every food product and cut out all foods that list ingredients such as: milk, whey, casein, milk solids, soya, textured vegetable protein, hydrolysed vegetable protein. I was originally intolerant of milk and soy but have since been desensitised, so I no longer need to cut it out of my diet.

Ms. Wakame @ 1:40am
posted in General
No Comments

Brain Fingerprinting could be the new Lie Detector Test
A convicted murderer facing a death sentence in America hopes that a new forensic science technique called “brain fingerprinting” which tracks human memories will rescue him from the executioner.

Jimmy Ray Slaughter was convicted in Oklahoma of the 1991 murders of his former girlfriend and their baby daughter and sentenced to die by lethal injection. He always said he was innocent but his appeals against the death sentence were running out when his lawyer heard about the technique. The tests showed that Slaughter did not commit the murders and an appeals court is expected to make a decision soon whether to free him.

brainBrain fingerprinting is supposed to assess the truthfulness of what a suspected criminal is saying by monitoring electrical “flashes” in the part of the brain associated with memory. The suspect is shown words, images or objects of the crime scene or a weapon that only the police or the person who committed the crime would know about.

An involuntary electrical signal in the brain - known as a P300 wave - registers recognition. It happens so fast, within 300 milliseconds, that it is deemed impossible to fake a response.

The technique has already been accepted as valid by courts in some US states and is being considered for use by the FBI and CIA, which have been impressed by tests.
(Thanks for the info Laggies!)

Ms. Wakame @ 1:03pm
posted in General
No Comments

SqueezeboxSqueezebox Streaming Audio Player
Squeezebox takes advantage of the power and capacity of your existing computer by streaming your digital music files over your wired or wireless home network.
Now the tunes stored on your PC can finally meet those tower speakers in your living room…

I want a portable wireless multimedia station, where I can listen to steaming radio, cds, mp3s and movies/TV over my wifi connection from any room in the house.

Ms. Wakame @ 1:41am
posted in General
No Comments

Eikonoclast
Orchid in a bowlPieter and I discovered this gorgeous little gallery-shop on Kings Road in Brighton today. The bulging and beautiful window display enticed us in. We spent ages inside this little shop, browsing, surrounded by beautiful Japanese scents and aesthetically exquisite items to adorn your home with.

floral fabricEikonoclast is the perfect place to prezzie shop for that person who has everything because everything inside is exclusively available to Eikonoclast. In a place like Brighton that is quite an achievement!

Its a fairly new shop - only 8 months old - and I really recommend you visit, even if just to browse. Indulge and buy yourself a prezzie. You’ll feel amazing afterwards!

Ms. Wakame @ 1:05am
posted in General
No Comments

Koopa the Turtle paintingTurtleKiss.com
Koopa the Turtle’s paintings are complex, vivid, beautiful, and unique.
Every painting sold helps us donate money to a wonderful turtle rescue group.

Ms. Wakame @ 1:02am
posted in General
No Comments

TRAVEL ADVICE
“So, if you go to double check the time your flight leaves, because you’re flying home to be a bridesmaid in your high school friend’s wedding, and it turns out that your flight leaves two hours before you thought it did, and you haven’t packed, and you’re across town from your suitcase, and you have no cash for a cab ride home, and you tear through your bag in the elevator to find your ATM card, don’t drop your ATM card down the elevator shaft. That’s inconvenient.”

MaggieI just love Mighty Girl! Such a talented, funny writer. She often shares strange conversations she overhears. Don’t you just love evesdropping?

Ms. Wakame @ 12:08am
posted in General
No Comments



More information

Yummy Wakame is proudly hosted by:

AN Hosting


[ clickety clack for your wiggety whack ]
We have 7 visitors over for tea and biscuits right now.

Save Baby Seals

Archives

Recent Comments

» fly* on Roadtrip Adventure Day 1 - we made it out alive!:
jees olivia, you really do want to live on the...

» nathan on Epic Fail!:
That's great!...

» Ms. Wakame on Takumi Shimamura Monacca Bag:
My current laptop bag is pretty heavy, with all the...

» Ms. Wakame on Amazing Mothers:
Cuuuute! My heart feels like its being squeezed!...

» Karen on Amazing Mothers:
So sweet. I had to send Bsti this photo...

Galleries & Reviews

[ Blog powered by WordPress 2 ]
Feed: RSS2