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I found this Lynx-enhanced site while looking for pictures of beards. These days it’s not easy to find quality stuff like this online. Here are a few good reasons why you shouldn’t put photo galleries of yourself online, or allow complete strangers to peek into your brain. All kinds of weird people could be reading it.

I know this game has been out for centuries but I only just got my hands on a friends copy of Black & White. (Yup, thats where Ive dissappared to the last few days - sorry!) It’s totally addictive. I haven’t slept properly for two days and when I do, I dream about my creature licking the villagers until they squeak and watering the houses with the water miracle. I want to take loads of leave and play it for 10 days straight! So I decided to buy it.

While I had the credit card out I also bought Jane Birkin - “Arabesque” (her concert will soon be added to our Brighton Festival reviews) and Peter Gabriel - “Us”.

It was only a matter of time before Japan would bring out its own t.A.T.u clones - Suitei Shoujo (Presumed Girls) and Juemilia.
(via Geisha Asobi)

Electric Six video - gay bar (mpg)

Pieter asked me if I have seen the posters for Brighton-based band “Anal Beard“. I havent seen these posters… but I have a picture in my mind. Still its a pretty funny name for a band!

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Bored and stuck in the office? Yummy delivers movies to your desk today!

Stupid Cats - hilarious whether you love or loathe them!
Mazda advert - a woman tries to park

(Windows Media Player required)

Nucular or nuke lair?

Mistral Detection Products provide high reliability, on-spot solution for detection a myriad of drugs, explosive materials and other illegal substances. Check for traces of cannabis or use the see-though transparency spray to check what might be lurking inside an envelope. Hmmmmm?!

Linen baskets starting from £250. Bargain!!

This is really scary!!!
(Found on ShanklinsPony)

Click here and once more.
Wait 24 hours.
Repeat.

Electric Six video - “Danger! High Voltage!”
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job vacancy

All the reviews are finally online! Have a looksee.

New additions:
- Bright FX : Ignite for spectacular pyrotechnics
- The James Taylor Quartet at Concorde 2
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream as you’ve never seen it before
- Pieter-Dirk Uys: Foreign Aids South Africa’s Evita!
- Show Your Hands is illuminating
- The Depot Drive-in Gallery
- Streets of Brighton parades and performers

There will be more additions after the weekend!

iafrica.com
English soccer captain David Beckham’s dream came true today when he met Nelson Mandela. “It’s great to be here today. It an amazing honour for all of us,” said beaming Beckham.
He was sporting an African hairstyle known as “cornrows”. One journalist could not resist the urge to ask Mandela what he thought of Beckham’s latest foray into hair fashion. The aging statesman replied: “I’m too old to express an opinion on this development.”

Tip of the day: To tell if you have bad breath

Lick your wrist
Wait ten seconds for it to dry
Sniff your wrist

Disclaimer: Doesn’t work if your wrists normally smell bad, or if your breath smells very strongly of wrist.

(Pieter found this on Lagrange 3. I think he was looking for pics of sleepy snails again.)

From unusual names to kicking in Micra’s. Brighton’s bizarre news for the week..