Friday, December 20th, 2002
Yummy Wakame 
Avocadolite
Delicious Morsels
Archive for December, 2002
Thursday, December 19th, 2002
Wake up!
Why do we pretend there are no bogeymen under the bed, when you know he’s really there? Why do we allow ourselves to be conditioned like that? Why should adults teach children to sleep-walk through life, and then as adults we have to re-learn an instinct we were born with? If you still have it, learn to use it.
Thursday, December 19th, 2002
Surgeon & Safari - South Africa : offers quality cosmetic surgery followed by recuperation in the privacy of a game park.
More of the Britons have woken up to the fact that operations in Johannesburg or Cape Town can be a third of the price at home. At Surgeon & Safari a full face-lift, 14 nights at Johannesburg’s swanky Westcliff hotel and a chauffeur comes to less than £6,000. For tummy tuck and liposuction the cost is about the same.
Wednesday, December 18th, 2002
Someone I know has always wanted one of these for christmas, despite the fact that in 4 years Ive NEVER seen him in a swimming cozzie. I’m not even sure if he can swim …
Wednesday, December 18th, 2002
Waiters - tips on getting good tips
Squatting - Two studies showed that waiters who squatted next to the table when taking orders and talking with customers increased their tips from 14.9% of the bill to 17.5% of the bill in one study, and from 12% to 15% in another study.
Wednesday, December 18th, 2002
Our good old friend Gareth (the DJ) has just moved to a new station.
“How is his new job going?” I hear you ask. Well…..
Gareth Cliff, ex-702 breakfast show host, has clocked up three complaints since his debut on 5fm on December 1. Full story.
Tuesday, December 17th, 2002
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
Monday, December 16th, 2002
Das is gut…. or is it? Germans find a ’slap and tickle’ more stressful than pleasurable.
Monday, December 16th, 2002
The world’s largest Christmas ornament and Christmas tree. Also - check out the world’s largest collection of gnomes.
Monday, December 16th, 2002
Christmas songs…. c’mon… you know you want to ;)
(Start warming up that kareoke machine!!)
Monday, December 16th, 2002
inter-face and Einstein’s quiz: are you in the top 2%?
(Found on Chapel Perilous)
