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The Scorpion Queen survived, breaking all previous records!!
“Kanchana Ketkeaw made herself comfortable in the glass box where she lived for 32 days. She had a refrigerator, television, magazines, a small plant and 3,400 scorpions.”

The Final Curtain
“I wish to be cremated and my remains placed in an urn that is actually an electric blender. Anyone who so desires can turn me on and whip me into a frenzy.”

dog mcuk
“Why dress your dogs as dogs, when you can have a cute pig, a ladybird, a cow or a bee?”

Make yourself a sodaconstructor thingy.

BlackPeopleWhoLoveUs.com
This is the funniest website I’ve ever seen!!!
Zaira Zafra
Black Person

OH %@£”£%$ - its a touretteaphone;)

A few more tips from Satan on Housewarming Parties and Wine Tastings.

“Many millions of people, it seems, have had encounters with alien beings. Many of those people do not realize that they are having these experiences because of suppressed memories. Their awareness is limited to an occasional paranormal incident that seems to confuse them more than anything else. Some people are not ready to know for sure, others feel a deep need to know if they are involved with the beings.”
Think you may be one of them? Check this list of the 58 most common signs of alien abduction.

The Museum of Hoaxes has a cool web site. Also check out their Gullibility Test as well as their April Fools archives.

How to wash a cat ;)

Oriland is a wonderful origami site which shows you how to make all kinds of pretty things out of folded pieces of paper, including a pink snail and the traditional Kusudama star.

The Australian perfume company AromaJet have worked out a way of sending smells via the Internet using IPsmell. The possibilites are endless …

The Secret of South American Beauty is -
snail slime, straight from a mollusc farm in Chile. It was discovered when snail handlers noticed how soft their hands had become and how minor cuts healed quickly and cleanly without infection or scars. Research revealed that secretions from the common garden snail contains allantoin, antibiotics, protein, collagen, elastin and glycolic acid.

Elicina cream is the result with snail extract making up to 80% of its content. According to Vanainc it addresses many skin problems including acne scars, burned and severely damaged skin and noticable stretch marks.

My Little Pony fans:
PixelSensei has developed a cool new piece of ’software’ - Cany Apple Ponyshop. Pretty cool!! Also check out her pixelsensei site and portfolio.

FEEDBACK PLEASE:
Yesterday I changed the stylesheet font so that it now listens to your preferred browser text size (using your browser tools) for those who have difficulty reading small text and need to make it larger. So its much more friendly than before. However Vampy pointed out that the text is so small he can hardly read it, which i find really strange, because it looks identical to me. If your browser font size is set to ‘medium’ (which is browser default) or higher, you should have no problem reading this. If you’re struggling, please post a message about it and state which browser, version and resolution youre using. Thanks.

Something rather good for all you independent women out there.

Some cool old arcade games…. PacMan, SPace Invaders, etc.

This is funny…. Very funny!! Quite long, but worth reading!!
“In May of 1995, I suddenly found myself smack in the middle of a very unusual ‘life experiment.’ I deposited a junk mail check into my ATM and to my absolute dismay, it cashed. Thus began the wildest adventure I’ve ever been on in my life.”

I am better than your kids
Well, at least I can draw an’ spell an’ have depth perception an’ stuff…
I can’t believe how much I rule!
fnar fnar!

Yes, I know, I have been bad, I have not posted for a while, to make up for it I invite you all to take a trip with me to Seussville! Yay!

The Dairy Association’s “Got Milk?” campaign was a great success and prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read “Are you lactating?”
More stuff

The 2002 Ig Nobel Prize Winners - for weird and wonderful inventions and research, ranging from a study on bellybutton lint, researching whether imaginary numbers exist, why a shower curtain sticks to an exposed bodypart, and many more. Worth a read.