50 Animals In Casts
“Call it a fetish. But take any animal, no matter how matted its fur, no matter how walled its eyes, no matter how “rabinous” it’s “central nervous system”, and put that tiny effer in a bandage, preferably brightly colored, and the next thing you know you’ll be tearing off your bra and nursing that little sucker back to health with the Pabst Blue Ribbon that slowly leaks out of your teat. Call me a nurterer. It’s just in my genes I guess.”
~ Michelle , You Cant Make It Up




October 11th, 2007 at 10:26am
This was clearly the cutest one, particularly because I could crush it between the cracks in my teeth and it would still likely be squeezably woogy-woogy.
I wish that cat knew how easily I, an almost full-sized human with 28 years worth of cat chewing on experience, could defeat it at, say, a game of checkers or hitting cats with baseball bats.
October 12th, 2007 at 3:45pm
Oh, Nathan, you old softy.
October 12th, 2007 at 3:54pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!