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The US Army contemplates building an aircraft the size of a football field

The Walrus Project is the newest adddition to an old concept of LTA or “Lighter than Air” aircraft. In this case, the Walrus is upscaled with the newest technologies and created to act as a “tri-phibian” aircraft that can be used on land, sea and air. Project Walrus would entail an aircraft as large as a football field. It is intended to carry payloads that are more than 500 tons and transport it over 12,000 nautical miles in less than seven days.

In peacetime the “Walrus” could offer a myriad of solutions to trade by transporting large loads by air instead of by truck thus reducing congestion and cost. The Walrus also does not require hangers or towers and can act as a minature city to house people or troops. more…

Does anyone know where this comes from?

Katrina released military-trained dolphins armed with toxic darts.

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Well sort of. The Fantastic Week of Fun isn’t officially over till Monday but I missed you guys. Here’s a couple of posts to tide you over till the next time.
x’s y’s and z’s to you all.

“I love you”

Awwwwww! What a sweet trailer!

Can one be smitten for copyright infringement on the Bible? Well, it appears so.

” I am a jealous God,” He said, “but I am by no means unreasonable. If the person will stop distributing My copyrighted materials, there will be no further consequences. Like I’ve said before: hate pirating, love the pirate.” Ironically, some of those most likely to be hit by these measures are among God’s biggest fans. The Reverend Alfred Jackson is a minister at the church of St. Cecilia in Kansas City. In his spare time, he maintains the Bible study website “eChapter and eVerse,” which cross-references large parts of the bible with commentary from clergy and laypeople from around the world.

God said that ’spreading the Gospel’ was not a valid defense for distributing copyrighted materials. “Rev. Jackson has published at least 35% of My word electronically, where anyone with an internet connection can download it. Thrice did I call on him to repent; thrice did he ignore me or refer me to the EFF [Electronic Frontier Foundation].”

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Of all places to make his return, Jesus picks Lufkin, Texas. With his exquisite coffee making miracles, Jesus has raised company profits from $2.3 million in sales to almost $78 million. Wow, now those are some miracles! Of course these miracles haven’t gone unnoticed, he’s been promoted. To what you may ask? Well, Vice President of coffee making, what else? One can only assume who the President of coffee making is?

Here’s what Henry Thomas, President of Selby Communications had to say about the whole ordeal.

“I think we hired him as a security guard originally. I saw him tinkering with the coffee machine one morning and told him that it hadn’t worked for years, that it would take a miracle for it to start working again. The next thing I know I’ve got a hot cup of Ethiopian blend and I’m loving it.”

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YAY YAY YAY! Nathan’s plane lands in 17 hours 47 minutes from now! I’m so excited I can hardly do anything today.

Happy Birthday Prince Harry!

“I find smokers more generous, more cynical and more up for a laugh,” says Carol Midgley.

“I admit that I like smokers. Perverse, I know, being attracted to the 21st century’s No 1 lepers, particularly since I’ve never smoked in my life and consider it a septic little habit. But it’s not the cigarettes I’m draw to – it’s the people who smoke them. more…

“Welcome to the world’s first Child-Machine Nursery.
Ai is hosting a collection of ‘Virtual Children’: A group of HAL personalities that were trained by users who have agreed to make them available to the general public.

Speak to a Hal Personality

“George Bush Don’t Care About Black People”
The Legendary K.O.
Thanks eazy!

“The latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt”

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Remember Al Gore? He was the guy who won the US Presidential Election in 2000. Well, he got the most votes, but as thousands of Iraqi morticians and waterlogged South-staters will tell you, he didn’t actually win. Regardless, he’s taken the last five years getting over it, and now that the mourning period is over, he’s launched his own TV station.

It’s called Current TV and it’s basically a bunch of 2 to 5 minute shows (called “pods”) that are produced by a plethera of individual, non-Current-affiliated producers, ranging from Jim-with-a-camcorder-down-the-street to professional production houses. If you’re reading this, you probably can’t get the station – but look for it to come soon and check out the website in the mean time.

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Bushmen beg to keep their freedom

The Bushmen of the Kalahari — among Africa’s last indigenous peoples — are on the verge of losing their ancestral homeland after the Government of Botswana stepped up a campaign to force them into squalid resettlement camps. more…

Newindpress.com: British Airways (BA) on Monday launched a new scheme enabling passengers to make voluntary cash contributions to help offset the effects of carbon dioxide emissions.

The money raised will be used by an organisation called Climate Care to invest in sustainable energy projects that tackle global warming by reducing carbon dioxide levels, BA said on Monday.

Under the government-backed scheme, air travellers can choose to make a donation from Monday via a link from the airline website, towards the costs of tackling the emissions created by their journey. For example, the donation on a return flight from London Heathrow to Madrid will be £5, and a return flight from London Heathrow to Johannesburg will cost £13.30.

Real-life country songs heard at rodeos all across Texas:

• Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
• Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
• At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
• Did I Shave my Legs for This?
• Don’t Chop Any Wood Mother, I’m Comin’ in With a Load!
• Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)

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I missed World Naked Gardening Day on Saturday!!! But that’s okay. One day when I’m tending to our veggie patch in front of a hand-built cottage nestled between an unknown mountain and a stream, it will be Naked Gardening Day every day!

(Found by Dan the man and contains pictures of boobies)

Congratulations England. She’s all yours!

I can only hope that this goes towards cricket overtaking football as the nation’s favourite sport. I prefer sports fans to hooligans.