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The new streetgear.

Awwww sweet!! Live sleepy kittens cam and Debbie the pregnant mouse cam.
(Spotted by clever Sandi)

2DTV Advert Banned for showing Bush putting a videotape into a toaster and David Beckham writing a christmas list then asking his wife how to spell “DVD”.

Its creators have been told that they must get the American president’s permission if they want to be irreverent about him. “I asked some at the BACC if they would apply the code in the same way if we did a sketch about Saddam Hussein or Osama bin Laden. He said, ‘Absolutely’. The code says you have to seek authorisation. We would write Mr Bush a letter but he’s a busy man. As for bin Laden, he’s a little hard to track down at the moment.”

The 2DTV website

German Schoolgirl has world’s longest tongue
(pictures)

“My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue – I could make lots of money with it one day,” said Annika.

Real Newspaper headlines:
- Giant Snail Shuts Down Tassie Port
  Townsville (Queensland) Austrilia
- Boy Trapped Inside His Own Body Gets £3.3m
  Wolverhampton Express & Star
- God Gets A Parking Caution: “No Exceptions” Say Police
  York & District Advertiser
- Ducks Banned From Duck Pond
- Enraged Cow Injures House
- Golfers Warned Not To Lick Balls
  BBC Teletext News
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

The African Giant Snail (Achatina achatina)
The largest known land gastropod. A great and very friendly pet!!

- All about Giant African Land Snails:
  handling, breeding, feeding, housing, photo gallery
- How to care for your snail
- Where to buy them in the UK: snails, eggs
- The snail anatomy

Tintin to make a comeback!

Amsterdam – once the gay capital of the world – has become “too frumpy and petit bourgeois”.

Critics say Amsterdam is suffering because it grew complacent about its image of a gay Mecca.

Some cool Guinness Book Records:
Tallest man
Most elastic man (bendier that Phoebe)
Shortest married couple
More…

Get yer free stuff here, here, here and here.

Brand new images of shiney rudey Martian bits – The Real Tubes on Mars Part 2

Wow! This little robot was built to solve the Rubik’s cube.
(Link via yipyop. Its wonderful. Visit!)

Why get a Russian mail-order bride?
www.lovelyrussiangirls.com
“Why date or marry a Russian woman, you might ask? The inspiration for the Russian Mail Order Brides website grew out of the frustrations the website’s creators had over trying to find nice American women to date. American women can have attitudes that are difficult to deal with. They are often demanding and hard to please. Russian women on the other hand are so unspoiled. In many less-developed countries, like countries of the former Soviet Union, women have a much lower social status than men. Russian men are often abusive and disrespectful toward women. This is what Russian women are used to …” more

I dont feel 50 – To Anyone Over 49 And All Those Hoping To Get There.

IKAKA – furnishings for the frugal landlord
“In the past, we have often been confused with a certain Swedish furniture company. However whilst we both offer furniture at competitive prices, we at IKAKA appreciate that there are occasions where quantity over quality is a desirable. As a result we pride ourselves on being able to deliver tenant-quality, token furniture for use in ‘furnished’ properties.”

The Sun never fails to amuse me:
- Teacher discovers inch-long larva living in his back after 3 months
- Brighton Amex worker gets fired for emailing porn-theme party invite to her boss

Attempts to stop music piracy just arent working.

Celebs tell all about their ‘first time’
(Link via Tarsus Net)

Competition Picks!!
SA – Win the Honda TRX 250EX Quad Bike worth R42,815
UK – Win £10,000 with SONY

Cool invention – Disposable Nose Filters
I would definitely buy these for travelling around and working in polluted cities.

You Deserve A Wakame Today.
(Cheers Kat!)

Very useful: How to use a vagina
(link via Tarsus Net)

Heres a nice little 3D Pong game to play during a rainy lunch break. Also try out Word Stalk and Candy Train (in beta).

I SO wish I could go to this… Live Public Autopsy.
Professor Von Hagan, who did the Body Worlds exhibition, intends to go ahead with a live public autopsy tomorrow, the first since 1830, despite the Dept of Health declaring it illegal. Channel 4 will be covering it at 23:45 Wednesday night.

See, I always knew this – being a grumpy old git has been proven to shorten your lifespan. So visit yummy every day and have a happy life!