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Archive for September, 2002
Eccentric Obsessions Brain Repair Service
“When was the last time you had your brain washed? You probably don’t even know!”
“I will never see my daughter properly”
Kate Crofts is registered blind, but still manages to care for her four-month-old daughter by using touch, smell and sound.
Is Boeing trying to build a flying saucer? These articles by the BBC and EJ report on some rumours….
How to Make a Cat Leash, How to Walk a Cat, and How to Give a Cat a Bath Too and Leash Training Basics
* Studies say that a cat bathed weekly will develop too little dander to affect an allergic person.
I like preggie bellies, but the Pregnant Belly Casting kit is just too creepy. Where would you keep a thing like that? Why would you want to keep it? Imagine a guest innocently opening your bedroom cupboard (looking for a towel of course) to find that old crusty thing. Its the stuff of nightmares!
At lunch time my lovely work colleague (Susan) popped into Marks and Spencers to buy herself some man juice (freshly squeezed). I knew you wouldn’t believe me so I asked her to scan it.
Oooh this is a good one! You may have thought it was hard, but its so easy to write your own Bush speech.
The adventures of Captain Chemo. An educational cartoon created by Ben de Garis who died of cancer in July 1999, aged 18. Worth a mention, methinks.
We love little kitties in kimonos
And then theres LEGO-dope
(Both found by Dan)
Believe It Or Not, Kanchana Ketkeaw is the Scorpion Queen.
You would be amazed to see how some people have found this site:
- by rubbing cheese into his knees
- strange facts AND anus
- crochet wedding dress
Get yer fiddles and polish them barndance shoes, because yer dream may yet be fulfilled…. A link only for those interested in marrying their first cousins ;)
Hmmmm – I actually would like to know exactly what happened at Area 51. And yes, I can handle the truth.
I blogged something about this a week or two ago…. but here is the latest. What exactly is the J002E3?
(Methinks it may be Dr Evil, orbiting, waiting for Austin Powers 4!)
Oh no! Monkey Cat is about to fall off the bottom of the page! Tomorrow it will be too late.
What did you receive from the Hotmail staff today?
Inbox: “What’s the first thing you see in the morning?
Imagine an African sunrise, a lingering kiss from your lover, a lick from your loyal doggy or your own face the morning after!”
How do you get a lick from your own face the morning after? The morning after what exactly, and is it recommended?
Watched The Bourne Identity last night, with Matt Damon in his hottest role ever, and the spunky Franka Potente who was Lola in that unforgettable movie “Run Lola Run“. Both are unconventional but superb choices for their roles.
“Run Lola Run” Review: “Lola Rennt was the highest grossing film in Germany last year (1999), with good reason. It is inventive, funny, and has a damn catchy soundtrack…The charged soundtrack serves only to heighten the urgency and seems to make the movie fly faster. Tykwer and Portente lend their voices to the soundtrack, which won awards at the MTV Awards in Germany.”
Sweeeeeet!! Real live doraemon kittens sleeping. Also adorable icons and wallpaper for everyone.
What? Youve never downloaded the amazing screensaver I made even though its advertised on the left near the bottom of the screen? Theres a nice new link there too.
Aaaah this brings back wonderful memories from my childhood and a tear to my eye.
Put your headphones on!
We feel so loved. We got a Monkey Pow card from our stalker!
Some more cool Small Time games…
Mass Fiction
Mass Poetry
UnChat
Guess the Dictator or Television Sit-Com Character


