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Aug15

Sacred-Washing: A definition.

sacred-union

I’m surprised no-one has come forward and coined this term before, (I even Googled it to be sure) so I will go ahead!

Sacred-Washing: Sort of like “Green-Washing” but even better! You can potentially have “sacred sex” or “sacred connecting” with anyone, for any reason, as long as its called “sacred” and the people we “connect” with are “Gods” or “Goddesses”.

Putting aside our very unattractive “social conditioning”, pain and sexual traumas, these sacred intentions with exquisite festival-photo quality creatures make us more enlightened and is good for the whole planet!! Whether we succeed in obtaining the object of our sacred intention or not, we are “doing the work”. Me wanting to connect with a random hippy-model pretty boy between the ages of 17 and 35 across the dancefloor makes me a more enlightened, loving and better person than the average person. I know it and flaunt it by mozying over to him and seducing him with my bejewelled brown arms and the shimmer and shake of my barely clothed hips. Deep, penetrative eye-gazing and “bearing my soul” for a few minutes should result in the perfect level of “safe space” and arousal with this person I barely know to get this started. Succeeding in going all the way with this beautiful boy (I want everyone to see me with) turns me into a Goddess. Plus points if we had tantric sex within visual or audio range of our peers. Afterwards I should purchase some very expensive Goddess Gear off Etsy and paint my face with striking white dots and stripes to show off my new Goddess status as well as my availability to ordain another young God or Goddess who needs to drink from my sacred waters. Our planet is in desperate need of this “healing”. It’s a win-win situation and everyone is happy and enlightened in the process! Nobody gets hurt or feels rejected, because they are off “connecting” with another. If you’re feeling a bit weird about seeing the man you just made love to a few hours ago doing deep Solsara eye gazing and heavy breathing with a pretty little thing just across the room, you’re not coming from a “heart opened” space and you’re doing it wrong. Don’t fret – over time it will become more and more normal as you inhale this wonderful weed deeeeeeply. Or have one of my mushies! They are great heart-openers. There won’t be anything wrong with you for long. Maybe the guy over there will be interested in OMing with you to ensure you are still maintaining a Goddess level of interest from the opposite sex, preferably in eyeshot of the man who has just forgotten all about your deep, spiritual connection a few hours prior.

Who wants the uncool, icky, vulnerable, warts-and-all depth of connection with a chosen beloved when you can have breadth of choice, never have to work through the ugly baggage, and be desired by so many? Right? So, let’s all have sex and cum in unison while selflessly “thinking of the healing of this planet”! But not you, or you, or that girl over there with the saggy boobs, unless she pops a baby on it and breastfeeds — that’s fucking cool man! And kinda turns me on, but I won’t actually say it.  Yeah, and definitely the topless girl with the firehoop is in, that couple over there making out loudly in the middle of the room and the guy with the washboard abs and amazing antlers on his head. Seriously, sacred-washing is only for the very pretty ones and the sexually-liberated please. We don’t want to ruin the photo.

*snap*

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Aug15

The Secret Lake and a hidden place

The Secret Lake, Beloved Festival 2014
The Secret Lake, Beloved Festival 2014 (Tidewater OR)

I got back from Beloved a few days ago and intended to post privately here about the journey, but I’m finding it impossible to put it into words. It’s all sticky in my heart and mind still. I guess I’m still processing what happened there. I’m still processing even deciding to go at the last minute and see my previous partner there, in his element, connecting with girls who gathered around him a lot. It would have been a lot easier if he’d been less visible. And constantly bumping into him was weird in so many ways. I fell apart a few times only to be gently and patiently gathered up by the only person who has ever really understood me and never left my side. With his support I was able to more gently face my fears, stand tall and be strong in my own being, enjoying the juicy bounty of my favourite festival in the Universe. It was overall an incredibly positive, healing, bonding and magical experience returning to Beloved this year, which I feel this image gives a glimpse of. The photo isn’t manipulated at all by the way, it really looks like this at night. All the installations at Beloved had the ability to take you to another world, because they were so fantastical and unreal… (more…)

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Jun11

Decisions, decisions

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or to step back into safety -Abraham Maslow

From my own experience so far in life I’m finding that I may as well step forward, every time. There is nothing safe in this world, it just feels safe until the illusion falls away, because nothing is permanent. I like the idea of stepping forward, because then it’s my choice, instead of being hurtled forward by the surprise of not being safe anymore. At least then, I can enjoy the illusion of feeling empowered and in control, through finally making the decision.

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Jun11

Fidelity is a heroic achievement.

fidelity

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Dec19

Without suffering, would we have empathy?

The most beautiful people to be around are the ones with open minds

I know it’s not really related but it got me to thinking…

Do Psychopaths have a hidden suffering?

I often notice, with the surprising amount of sociopaths and psychopaths I’ve encountered in this short life, that they actually struggle with the inability to feel. They are willing to go to great lengths to feel something, even though nothing works, no matter how extreme their method progression runs. They are so intrigued by how much the rest of us feel and suffer that they often try to play with us and hurt us and watch us, like we are puppets… to try to imagine it, perhaps? (more…)

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Jul30

You Are a Heart Being

heart being
Declare amnesty for the part of you that you don’t love very well. Forgive that poor sucker. Hold its hand and take it out to dinner and a movie. Tactfully offer it a chance to make amends for the dumb things it has done.

And then do a dramatic reading of this proclamation by the playwright Theodore Rubin: “I must learn to love the fool in me — the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries. It alone protects me against that utterly self-controlled, masterful tyrant whom I also harbor and who would rob me of human aliveness, humility, and dignity but for my fool.”

via Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology

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Jul30

My Life’s Ambition

One day you will learn to give and receive love like an open window, and it will feel like Summer every day.

Don’t follow the Summers; feel like Summer :)

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Jul27

What if you always took the ‘what if’ path?

ladybugI’m just noticing that I don’t recognise my life at all anymore. Nothing feels familiar about it. At all… like I’m living a totally alternate ‘what if’ life. (more…)

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Jul16

Livv(y)ing in Eden

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This is where I live currently. That’s me, how I go about most days — which is mostly naked — and standing next to me is Cooper – not only my partner, but the inspiration and catalyst for the huge adventure I’ve embarked on. The biggest, most challenging, thrilling and rewarding adventure of my life so far, and we’ve only just started. I’ve taken a path I never in a million years thought I’d ever venture down. Ever.

In the past 2 months I have fulfilled more life fantasies and explored more challenges head on, and broken more wide open than I have ever had the courage to in all the days of my life combined. It’s been one crazy ride… I’m still processing the daily things that happen or I’d write more often.

Where to begin? Where did it begin? So much has happened…

In smaller news, I’m moving to Hawaii in a few months. The Big Island. And we’ll be taking all of this, and each other along.

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Jun10

The Perfect Body Stereohype

I had noticed, though not paid much attention to this new fashion trend for women — no longer being pressured to look thin, but to have perfect cyborg bodies as if they were top athletes. Except that they’re not. To me its just another form of INTENSE pressure and control directed at women by the media and even fostered and encouraged by other women who do it, under the guise that “I will become more physically powerful and sexually appealing”. (more…)

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Aug26

How to get Windows 8.1 to recognise your Google Nexus 4, 5 or 7

You need to transfer photos and files to and from your Nexus but for some reason this process is not seamless with Windows 8. Here is the workaround: (more…)

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Aug16

We are the grand daughters of the witches that you could not burn.

Somos las nietas de las brujas que no pudiste quemar

via Twitter

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Aug15

I have a Stellium (4 or more planets in a house) in my birth chart. What does it mean?

Joe Kennedy's Birth Chart

Do you have 4 or more planets in the same house? Your chart will show you if you have a few planets in a house. The chart above is of Joe Kennedy, with a stellium in the 12th house. President John F Kennedy had a stellium in the 8th house. If you have 4 or more in one house then your challenges are more than most in that area of your life or will be more exciting and super-charged than most in that area. (more…)

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Jan19

90% off VideoBlocks Coupon

video-blocks-logoHere it is! I spent the last week downloading countless gorgeous stock videos like this one for free from Video Blocks by signing up and cancelling my subscription within the week.

video blocks 1 week free trial

However if a week isn’t enough for you, you can use my referral link to get 90% off Video Blocks usual yearly plan – usually it costs $79 a month for unlimited royalty free downloads or $474 per year which is well worth it but way too expensive for my freelance business. The site is continually updated with gorgeous fresh stuff.

Download from over 100,000 Stock Videos, Production Music, AE Templates & more! Here’s a coupon for a 90% discount: http://videoblocks.refr.cc/TXJVD8Q.

And if you’re looking for the same massive discount for royalty free stock photos, stock illustrations, icons in high res and vector format – check out my other post.

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Dec17

Grammarly 1-week free trial

I use Grammarly all the time, for proofreading all project proposals, client emails and website content. It’s the best online proofreader – in my opinion – and also comes with a plagiarism checker, as well as a plugin for MS Office.

They have a 7-day free trial for a short time so we can try out their full membership offering.

Grammarly 1 week free trial coupon

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Dec16

Treehouse 3 months free coupon!

Sweet! I’m totally self taught in the web design field so I’m fully in support of using whatever free resources are available to get into the field. I got news in my inbox that Treehouse is offering 3 months free for a short time, so grab it via this link: http://goo.gl/jZg4Z2

Treehouse deal

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Dec16

90% off Graphic Stock Coupon or 1 week free trial

massive discount code for graphicstock.comIt seems the folks who offered us a week of free stock video downloads at VideoBlocks.com are now offering the same sweet deal on free stock image downloads for a week. I downloaded tons of gorgeous stock photos, images and icons for a bunch of projects I’m working on for free all week from GraphicStock.com. I signed up and successfully cancelled my subscription within the week to see if the trail offer was safe and legit before promoting it. Now you can too.

GraphicStock 1 week free trial of unlimited downloads

However if a week isn’t enough for you, you can use my referral link to get 90% off Graphic Stock’s usual yearly plan – usually it costs $49 a month for unlimited royalty free downloads or $588 per year which is well worth it but way too expensive for my freelance business. The site is continually updated with gorgeous fresh stuff, and with the coupon code its entirely affordable.

Download from over 100,000 completely royalty free photos, illustrations and icons in high res and vector format to use in any project! Here’s a coupon for a 90% discount: http://graphicstock.refr.cc/277VT7K. Enjoy!

And if you’re looking for the same massive discount for royalty free stock videos, royalty free production music, AE templates & more – check out my other post.

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Dec14

Meet the Arctic 30

PETITION: Tell Russia to Release Greenpeace Activists

28 Greenpeace activists, a freelance photographer and a freelance videographer have been charged with piracy and hooliganism in Russian Courts. See their faces. Even though the Arctic 30 were granted bail, piracy and hooliganism charges are still in place. These charges carry with them maximum sentences of 15 and 7 years in a Russian prison.

Please join the Greenpeace activists in becoming an Arctic Defender. Sign their petition to Russia’s US ambassador demanding Russia release the activists, the immediate withdrawal of the Russian Coast Guard from the Greenpeace ship, and an end to offshore oil drilling in the Arctic for good.

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Nov9

Easy Handmade Christmas Card Ideas

Cross Stitch Card - Handmade Card - PEACE JOY LOVE

My gran Heather is a great crafter and recently started making a line of handmade greeting cards that she sells at fleamakets. It inspired me to make my own Christmas cards this year for friends and family, so I started looking online for inspiration… (more…)

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Oct17

Becoming Barenaked – the Indiegogo campaign

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