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Five Finger Fillet
Don’t try this at home guys!

Mashups
You know when they take two songs and combine them…
Have a listen to this freelance hairdresser – marshall’s been snookered. Eminem and a ragtime piano roll. Wow.

Who uses Sphincterine?
Men, Women, Straight or Gay, everyone who has an ass can benefit from Sphincterine. Sphincterine was developed to clean, stimulate and refresh while giving the user complete confidence in any situation.
fnar!

The No-Contact Jacket is a wearable defensive jacket created to aid women in their struggle for protection from violence. When activated by the wearer, 80,000 volts of low amperage electric current pulses just below the surface shell of the entire jacket. This exo-electric armor prevents any person from unauthorized contact with the wearer’s body. If an assailant were to grab hold of the wearer the high voltage shocking exterior would interrupt their neurological impulses which control voluntary muscle movement. The neuromuscular system would be overwhelmed causing disorientation and loss of balance to occur and of course pain. The pain experienced is non-lethal but is enough of a shock to effectively and immediately deter contact with her body and provide a critical life saving option for escape.
Well, that’s Frottage out then…

All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

An Abundant Energy Source

“ZPower Corporation was founded to become a global leader in providing viable fuel-less and pollution-free energy alternatives that can deliver electrical, mechanical and thermal power. ZPower is developing several technologies which collect and convert energy from a previously untapped source, sometimes referred to as Zero Point Energy (ZPE).”

Sounds good?
Yeah, until you realise what it is…
“Because it exists in a vacuum, ZPE is homogeneous (uniform) and isotropic (identical in all directions) as well as ubiquitous (exists everywhere).”
“In essence, the implication of this energy field, is that all physical matter can be considered to be floating in a sea of energy”

They’re talking about something that might be the very thing that binds us all together, a “collective soul” if you like… What happens to “all physical matter” if we “harness” it?

“With the help of terminally ill volunteers, our service is sending telegrams to people who have passed away.”
Yes, you too can contact your dearly departed, thenks to Afterlife Telegrams!

So, see if you can provide any sort of explanation for This.
heh!

“I was profoundly influenced by childhood excursions to a large Catholic church steeped in mystery, symbols, tradition, costume, song and artwork. It was accessible, comforting and lavish. Rosaries, chasubles, fringed and gold-threadwork stoles, mitres, chalices, stained glass, sculpture, icons, missals and holy cards with gold-leaf edges, chanting, Latin singing and liturgy, repetitious prayers, processions and choruses. All was imbued with significance and it was transporting.

Ceremonial in nature, my artwork refers to both my personal life and multi-cultural sensibilities.”

No love, it’s ball of string…

Bored with your ‘puter? Ugly grey box?
Check these mods out!