DivineCaroline is a little addiction of mine. In this article I just stumbled on, kids were asked advice on marriage and relationships. At first I was thinking how cute and clever these kids were, but then it started dawning on me the more I read just how much we can mess kids up and crush their chances of good relationships or even wanting to be in one when they grow up by the pearls of “wisdom” we throw around in their presence, or just how we treat each other around them.

There were a few excellent and imaginative ones though, like this one:

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

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