17 Sep 2005
Can one be smitten for copyright infringement on the Bible? Well, it appears so. ” I am a jealous God,” He said, “but I am by no means unreasonable. If the person will stop distributing My copyrighted materials, there will be no further consequences. Like I’ve said before: hate pirating, love the pirate.” Ironically, some

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16 Sep 2005
Of all places to make his return, Jesus picks Lufkin, Texas. With his exquisite coffee making miracles, Jesus has raised company profits from $2.3 million in sales to almost $78 million. Wow, now those are some miracles! Of course these miracles haven’t gone unnoticed, he’s been promoted. To what you may ask? Well, Vice President

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15 Sep 2005
YAY YAY YAY! Nathan’s plane lands in 17 hours 47 minutes from now! I’m so excited I can hardly do anything today.

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15 Sep 2005
Happy Birthday Prince Harry!

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15 Sep 2005
“I find smokers more generous, more cynical and more up for a laugh,” says Carol Midgley. “I admit that I like smokers. Perverse, I know, being attracted to the 21st century’s No 1 lepers, particularly since I’ve never smoked in my life and consider it a septic little habit. But it’s not the cigarettes I’m

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