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Thought I'd spread the love and share this heart-warming email I just received from a lovely example of a human-being - JO (mopout@earthlink.net).

Peace SUCKS when they want to kill you -ASSHOLE
"accidentally blundered into your site . Want to say you Peace Morons have NO fuckin idea what it takes to kill off Evil before it kills you off. All of you should face the Hell of being perched ontop of a tall building and knowing you have to jump and die Splatterred on the pavement below or be burned Alive- I wish you all the Worst Hell in your lives FUCK YOU ALL and DIE you Miserable bastards. GO BUSH and hope someday he Drpos a bomb on your stupid DUMB ASSES"

Give war a chance
It's been a whole 8 hours since I heard the twin towers mentioned in the media, and Id almost forgotten the whole world still revolves around that event. Please forgive my ignorance JO as I also had no idea it was possible to kill off 'Evil'. Can you believe its so simple? Now that I know, Ive changed my mind about everything! I see now that violence, hatred, and greed is the way to a better future for all Americans to continue living the good life. And Americans deserve the best. After all, it's only at the expense of the 3rd world (you know, that place where sub-human beings live?). I realise now that even though terrible things happen to people all over the world, babies being left to prostitute themselves for food or die in gutters due to poverty, corruption and first-world exploitation; bombs being dropped on family homes; God forbid terrible things should happen to Americans! That can only be the work of 'Evil' - nothing else could explain it.

Why does all hell seem to break loose on or around the Full Moon?
The term Lunatic is derived from the word Lunar (Moon).

Simply put; Hormonal reactions to increased positive ions in the air (Full Moon Effect) cause hyperactivity, depression, violent behavior, road rage, higher occurrences of migraines and asthma. Even bees are known to sting without provocation on higher positive ion ratios. Rate of attempted suicides increases by about 20% and heart-attacks approx 50% higher during positive ion conditions.

In some middle east countries, Judges are more lenient on criminals if the crime was committed during increased positive ion wind conditions. These periodic winds blowing in from the desert are called the Sharav. University studies in Israel concluded that increased positive ions can cause an increase in violent tendencies.

- make your own negative ion generator
- buy an ionizer online (this ionizer is ozone-free, i.e. the needles will never degrade or need replacing, and its suitable for people with asthma and weakened lungs.)

Don't you hate
"Don't you hate when you blow your nose, fold the tissue over, and when you want to wipe the little remains left on the end of your nose away, you wipe wet boogers back onto your nose because you folded it the wrong way..."

I wish I could fly and explore the world like Flyguy.
Vampy is just brilliant at finding these amazing things.

Llamas leap to injured farmer's defence
Llama farmer Graham Bailey fell in a rabbit hole in a field on his farm near Kettering, Northants, and was stranded for two hours before a passer-by heard his screams.

Ambulance crew attempts to rescue the pensioner were scuppered when the head llama led the animals in a circle and began dancing around to protect him and pull him out.

Llamas, Milo, Bertie, Horatio and Felix have been rewarded for their heroics. I love llamas!

KissyKat
Where people who love their pets find love

Marine Aquarium Screensaver
This is undoubtedly the most beautiful and realistic fishtank screensaver Ive ever seen. Mesmerisingly beautiful...

You need to have a good video card that supports 3D graphics accelleration. If you can afford the video card, you can afford to register it and wont need the serial number.

Vampy found Undergroundfilm.org.
Its all free and suitable for low-speed and broadband users. What a gem!

Anidragon 1.011
This fully 3D animated screensaver features virtual pet dragons with day and night cycles, varying weather patterns, exotic wildlife and panoramic fantasy landscapes. The dragons explore, hunt, eat, play, sleep and grow to adulthood.

Anidragons come in a variety of species. Collect one or all, and watch a different dragon everyday. The screensaver also features accelerated or normal time, camera tracking and window mode.
(source: iafrica.com downloads)

- Screenshots and more info

East London - South Africa
Dagga muffins sold at school's request

A 23-year-old woman was arrested in East London on Friday when she was found selling dagga-laced muffins to school children and staff, police said. Captain Mtati Tana said the woman had set up a stall outside the school in Terminus Street in the city centre and was doing a brisk trade when a constable on routine patrol arrived and arrested her.

Tana said the woman told police she had been selling the muffins at the request of the school children and staff for some time.
She was being detained at the Fleet Street police station and would appear in court on Monday in connection with a charge.
(Thanks Graham)