Yummy Wakame Weblog

I’m blogging this again because I’m very busy and because I just cant get enough underpant toast. Skimpy and sexy mmmmmm…

The Wife’s Top Tips

“I heard via b3ta that ice-cubes will get rid of those flattened under the furniture bits on carpets. Could this be true? I had to find out, and undertook this very dangerous experiment.”

Monkey Labour

Ever felt bad that the labourers who pick your tea leaves are under paid? Well now you can get tea hand picked by monkeys and yes we know they are going to be paid peanuts..

but hey thats what they eat anyway…

and if you’re more of a coffee man how about Weasel Coffee…

Trepanning is a village in Cornwall so isolated that it is located a short way from the outskirts of itself.

It does not appear on any official maps – except its own – and no roads lead in or out of the village. It is an independent village-state with a population of less than 1,500 and borders built from elliptical quantum formulae so twisted that they make immigration not only difficult but also perplexing and unaccountable.

Trepanning is the world centre of weird science and curious phenomena.

Wow!! People are still making new cartridges for the Atari 2600!
(via YipYop)

Fart-tax causes a stink
“A tax on farting, belching livestock to be introduced by New Zealand to help combat global warming is creating a stink among the country’s farmers.

Methane emissions created by grass-munching cows, sheep, deer and goats are believed to account for about half of New Zealand’s emissions of greenhouse gases. Now the country is attempting to clear the air by introducing a levy on pungent emissions by mid-2004.”

The hunt for the God particle
“One of the greatest prizes in modern physics – the confirmation or otherwise of a theoretical sub-atomic particle called the Higgs boson – is back up for grabs. In 2000, scientists at the CERN laboratory in Switzerland came, they believed, within a hair’s-breadth of spotting the Higgs before their atom-smasher had to be scrapped to make way for a more powerful machine, due to be finished in 2007.

If the Higgs is discovered, that would fill the gap in the Standard Model and comfortingly confirm our perception of what the Universe is and how it works.

But if it is proved that the Higgs does not exist, that would be a huge event. It would open the way for a whole range of alternative theories to replace the Standard Model — that, for instance, there are overlapping “parallel” Universes or higher dimensions.”

Dead Exposure Photo Project
What do you want to be caught dead doing?
You can be the first to post a mass suicide pic.
(found on Geisha Asobi)

Clay animation and stop motion
“Welcome to the only web page devoted to people interested in the somewhat mysterious technique of clay animation.
There really are no secrets, there are just not many people who do clay animation for a living, and can tell how it is done.
On the following pages I will teach you what tools, clays, and techniques you need to know to create some wacky characters for animating, or just to have fun with. After all, that’s the most important part!”

I used to do stop-motion work in high school…wish I’d had this handy resource!

“My life! My soul! The springs of pleasure are wound to such a pitch that I cannot help but succumb to extacy!
You have carried me to a new-discover’d sphere of Venus, I am melted into a softness that can refuse you nothing!
Touch my vitals quickly, lest I die!“
(safe for work)