“Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site.”(Kinky Dan found it.)

Just thought you’d like to know about this(nicked off the Chapel): While Demanding That Other Countries Give Them Up! I’ll say one thing, Bush has Brass Ones.Administration moves ahead on nuclear ‘bunker busters’ “Demonstrating a significant shift in America’s nuclear (see also “nookular”) strategy, the Bush administration intends to produce ~ not just research ~

Perl Poetry“Life” – by Brian Van Horne #!/usr/bin/perl# life.pl open life; use Wisdom;seek food, water, shelter; for () { # means toeat() if /hungry/;drink() if /thirsty/;sleep (“just for a while”) if /tired/;read books, $think, write $code, etc;} close life;exit # quietly . . . Kevin Meltzer is the creator of the Perl Poetry Contest. See the

the May Day projectSaturday May 10 is coming up soon – why not make it an all-nighter? On this day people all over the world will be taking a photograph an hour to illustrate a day in their life. Come on – participate in this one!

Brightoncore aims to explore, expose and report on the more diverse aspects of our fair city.Focusing on some of the more peculiar, unique and downright bizarre people, places and events, we hope you’ll enjoy our discoveries of what is a fascinating city.