For all you closet Britney fans out there, heres your chance to have a Britney adventure. It is just so-o-o-o exciting!!

In the event of a nuclear war, it is recommended that you smear cow dung over your house. For added protection make sure you smear it over yourself and your family too.

Men of all ages have struggled with this problem since the beginning of time: How do you get a whole bunch of women who have never met you before to pose naked for you? Instructions here.

Unknown facts about snails If you love snails but love your garden more, then put out little bowls of beer. The snails love it so much they can’t stop drinking. Eventually they get so drunk they gently slide into the water, fall asleep and float off to snaily heaven. Much nicer than a painful death

For those who have smelly cats: Impress your guests with this beautiful English Tudor litter cottage and optional welcome mat or buy your cat its own Litter Robot. (If someone can make me a litter space rocket, I’ll buy three!)